Keanu Reeves is a vampire.

crabby-cakes:

elbeebee:

nom-chompsky:

lordoftheinternet:

yuumonsoon:

shittinghorses:

autumnovertures:

Now, look at this:

That’s “Paul Mounet”, a french actor, who “died” in 1922.

His body never was found.

Then, look at this:

An unknown man, painted in 1530 by Parmigianino.

Compare them:

it all makes sense now

keanu reeves is the doctor

Keanu Reeves is a GOD.

(Source: vazerick, via crabby-cakess)

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Smell of wine & cheap perfume: September's going to be a cheesy month.

deepfriedjupiter:

Since that “day” is on the 28th and I know I haven’t been a sweet girlfriend for years, I think I should give a month of not annoying, not teasing, not punching, and not biting his arm. :) I know that I am the type of person who’ll make you cry up until you’re annoyed because that’s the only way I…

tallblackheels:

Mt. Drum looms ahead (by Mary Virginia)

sheamnessy:

I LOVE YOU. :”> 

Superman + Batman ballers = My life is complete.

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beben-eleben:

I want a relationship with humor in it.

Sure it’d be nice to have a relationship without as much humor, but I’d like for humor to be in  our relationship from time to time. I don’t know what it’d be like if their was absolutely no humor. Honestly, the relationship would come back alive & you’d be laughing with your significant other. It makes the relationship more lively, brings you tears of joy, and there will be a part of you where you know that you enjoy being with him/her. There will be times were I don’t want everything to be a joke, but I’d like for the boyfriend/girlfriend to know when the time to be funny is. I really want to be in a relationship with humor in it.

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kat-prescottt:

“I mean it’s fine when they’re not really looking, notice the height, call me sir, look up, “oh, sorry madam”. That happens. He looked straight at me, still thought sir was the right option.” 

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